Philosophy and Humanist Research – Faux University

Studies in Extenuating Circumstances is a good choice as a major for a student that is considering a career in Law. Many of the professors teaching in this major are former lawyers who learned from their past mistakes, which are not taking cases which have loopholes, or some other method of circumventing the parts of the justice system deemed not to help them. This major provides a focused program of study in many areas, not the least of which is the dictum of “Political Untruthness.”

SEC 101 Intro to Prevarication:

Intro to Prevarication is a class that deals with how lawyers with clients, who are actually seen performing the act with which they were charged, manage to get their clients a full pardon using only fancy words and a great deal of lying. The class starts out with rudimentary fibbing, and then delves into more advanced subterfuge and tactics to counter witnesses’ and real evidence.

SEC 204 Obtuse Evasion in Political Variance

Obtuse Evasion in Political Variance covers how politicians can escape tricky blackmail situations through various techniques such as The Scapegoat, Feign Ignorance, and Extended Denial.