Kirk Suse, Ph.D

Department Chair - Philosophy & Humanist Research

Dr. Suse was born in 1984 and is a Gemini he is in the market for a woman who is outgoing and has a sense of humor. You will find him in many personal ads. Never married or in a long term relationship due to his lack of commitment and fear of change. He live alone looking for someone to help bring drama and normal relationship problems to his life.

A Teacher of Philosophy at F.U. (Florida University) for 10 years Dr. Suse earned his first masters degree from the University Of Phoenix Online in less then a year. After his second year at the school he earned enough degrees to wallpaper his whole house. His most important degree earned was a degree in Philosophy which was the only one he printed on color paper when he received it via email from the school.

Very satisfied with the amount of unaccredited degrees he received he decided to travel the world in the name of Philosophy trying to find the meaning of life. Many years later he realized that his highly prestigious university offered a 2 hour course that would describe, by use of pictures, the answer he was looking for.

With the hardest years of his life behind him he turned to Faux University and was hired as the department chair of Philosophy of Humanist Research where he teaches some of the most involved classes available including How to Contradict Oneself, Absurdism, Metaphysics of Presence and because of his rigorous studies at Phoenix Online he made F.U. the only one able to offer Existentialism which teaches others the meaning of life.

He also wrote a book in 2003 called "Do we really exist?", which sold its first copy just last month. With his book written and finally selling a copy he received the “Nobel Prize” for answering the million year old question we all had.

Since then he spends most of his time trying to philosophically research and understand a fraise one of his students once said which was “silent as the grave”. With us all on the edge of our seats waiting and hoping he finds his answer by his death only time will tell if the answer presents itself to him.