Financial Aid
Loans:
So you say you can’t afford college? F.U.! That's right; here at F.U. we'll finance anyone. Just complete the online application and you'll be on your way to the career of your dreams. Unlike traditional college loans, which require filling out lengthy forms, all we require is a handshake. No signatures, no credit checks, because we know that your word is good. We also know where you live. We know that for your own sake, and the sake of your family, you'll pay back your loans.
Grants:
Grants are a great way to pay for college, if you can get them. Our college gives out two grants each year!
To qualify you must:
- Be a mix of at least four different minorities.
- Not have been born in August.
- Have the letter E anywhere in your name.
To apply, obtain a form from the financial aid office.
Employment:
Need to earn a little extra cash for college? Consider a part time job with us! In addition to the experience you’ll gain, you’ll also earn up to minimum wage!
F.U. has a wide range of employment opportunities for students including:
- Debt Collector
- Adult Film Star
- Accountant
Stop by the financial aid office with your resume to see which jobs you qualify for.
