Academic Advisement
No other University in the country has an Academic Advisement department comparable to that of F.U. At F.U., our advisors involve themselves far beyond what's expected in the traditional roles of typical Academic Advisement departments.
At F.U., we're willing to advise you on anything and our dedicated staff will offer you the best guidance you could possibly imagine.
Some common questions answered by the department are:
- Should I marry girlfriend?
- What should I have for lunch?
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- What's the name of the girl in that movie about the bad guy who didn't get busted until the end?
- Does this look infected?
- What's the quickest route to the mall?
- Who do I have to pay to get my Bachelor's degree in 1 year?
The Advisement department guarantees answers within seconds for a very reasonable fee. You'll leave feeling enlightened, wise and content. Stop by our office today or catch an advisor in the hall for an initial consultation at no charge.
