Admissions

Thank you for considering attending Faux University. This is where you will find resources to help you get started on the road to the application process and some unrelated, yet interesting links we couldn't find a place for elsewhere.

Why FU?

At Faux University, you'll be part of a large community consisting of a brilliant staff and wealthy students from all over the world. F.U. offers a large selection of academic programs that you will not find elsewhere and a mediocre assortment of college activities.

Requirements

Faux University is looking to enroll students who will benefit the University the most; in the form of large sums of money. SAT scores are not a consideration. Students must have a high-school diploma, GED, college degree, or a graphically designed degree. If students opt to design their own degree it must be in Microsoft Word format, aesthetically pleasing, contain multiple forged signatures, and have a nice gold sticker at the bottom.

If you plan on transferring credits from a previous college, good luck. We accept 15% of credit hours. However, we at F.U. understand many students don't start off their college education on a good note and we will accept students with a GPA as low as 1.58.

After Applying

After applying to F.U., you will be assigned a number and any further correspondence with the University must reference this number. Our Admissions Department has developed a team of Statistics, Accounting and Information Systems interns to handle our Admission Acceptance Process. Potential students can rest assured that all of their prior academic achievements and/or work experience will be scrutinized & discredited.

Please keep in mind, admission is determined on a case-by-case basis. To improve your chances of acceptance, please provide a cashier's check and a photograph.

Our admissions counselors are here to help you from 11 am to 2 pm Tuesday and Wednesday, unless they leave early. Due to superstitions counselors will not be on days that end with 3's or 9's.

Six Easy Steps For Enrollment: