Toxicology and Mobile Physics

The classes in this program will test how alcohol, among other substances, effect a person in how they move . This will be the first major study in a college that will give the much needed details on different effects of substances on different people. We will video tape all classes and experiments so you may be able to profit by posting your intoxicated antics on You Tube.

Crash Tests and the Physical effects

This class will take the fake dummy out of the car and put a real person in the car heading towards the wall at 100 miles per hour. This will have ties with the Hobo Experimentations course in that the homeless will also be the subjects in the cars becauseit would be dangerous any other way.

Inebriation Physics

This class is the required chemistry class of the program. The required items for this class are a frosted mug , bottled (not canned beer) and a strong liver. Although underage drinking is not legal, this class was granted permission to have minors drink in classroom situations only, since it is in the name of science.