Major General Spiro Delphi PhD MBA NRA DOA

Enineering and Ragdoll Physics

Chairperson

spiro@ouruniversity.edu

Background

After 5 terms of duty in hostile Australia, Spiro got his doctorate in Thermonuclear Quantum Generalization, Particle Rearrangement, and Outlet Repair. His research interests include using projecting highly charged particles at fundamentally destabilized matter for use in explosive radioactive wave tests as well as the effects of gasoline on fire. His studies in the realm of quantum mechanics as applied to an unstable wormhole projected through space time while simultaneously microwaving a burrito have earned him theoretical repute in professional journals across the Antarctic circle. When not attempting to reverse time with precisely timed particle bombardment on preprocessed individually sliced and wrapped bovine genetic excretions he can be seen field stripping his array of high powered military grade automatic weapons.

Classes

PHY 460 – Quantum Electro-Magnetism
ERP 320 – Napalm and Flashbangs
ERP 510 – Atomic Disintigration
ERP 220 – Projectile Gibbing

Publications

Publications include The Quark and You, Fission vs Fusion: It’s an implosion explosion, Guerrilla Tactics: New Dogs can learn Old Tricks, and Mad Science on a Dime.

Quotes

"If it’s not broke, you haven’t used it enough"
"Everything explodes"
"Put the Ph D in Physical Destruction"