Professor Charles T. “Boom Boom” Mason

Enineering and Ragdoll Physics

charles.mason@ouruniversity.edu

Background

Professor Charles T. “Boom Boom” Mason is the youngest professor in his division. He is a professor of Physicality Studies, as well as Toxicology and Mobile Physics. He does not have advanced degrees in any of these fields, and uses personal experience as the basis for most of his lessons.

He did graduate from Keystone Community College with a degree in General Studies. This college is now out of business due to poor funding and a serious lack of imagination. Professor Mason specializes in the study and demonstration of physical destruction and its effects and outcomes. Professor Mason considers his single greatest achievement to be graduating college himself. His greatest experience has been teaching and working as a professor here at F.U. Originally he was only hired to work in the mail room. But, when the original professor of one of the Physicality department's foundation courses became ill, Professor Mason was accidentally promoted to fill the vacancy through some unexplained mail handling errors. Several months later the mistake was discovered and some attempt was made to correct the situation. But by that time, Professor Mason had established himself with the students through a wildly flamboyant teaching style and a mesmerizing self interest in the subject matter.

The students protested his potential dismissal vehemently and eventually the administration backed down. Professor Mason has been one of the most wildly popular professors on campus ever since. His lectures are often standing room only and many students attend the University just on the basis of his teaching presence alone.

He claims to be the author of any number of scholarly papers, books, and bathroom stall renderings. However, it seems the government hushes up most of his work and some of the rest is not published in English. All in all, the administration has taken a public stance of not questioning the highly intense Professor Mason and simply accepting him at his word; even though he periodically calls board members in the middle of the night and claims he can hear them whispering to the contrary.