Soap Operas

Nothing says daytime television like soap operas. Whether you're a diehard fan or you're just staying home sick, soap operas are there. Those actors and actresses earned the right to be those tacky poorly written characters. Attaining a Bachelor's Degree in Soap Operas will help you transition from a nobody to a nobody on television.

Bad Acting 203

No matter what anyone thinks, it takes talent to be that terrible at acting. This talent is attained in two ways. One is years and years of practice, which results in you being too old to get the pool boy character. Choice two is to take this class. Due to it's deeply in depth course material and teachers talented at over-acting this is the quickest way to acquire that talent, or lack there of.

Adultery 101

The only way to cheat on your spouse in a soap opera, and make it believable, is to do it in real life first. This class will help you bring about all the emotions one would feel during that situation and add that real life drama to you're adultery scenes. Having the real life experience will bring your acting to a whole new level. Most students in this class end up losing their significant other, but it is well worth the knowledge you'll gain, considering over half of marriages end in divorce anyway.