Brian Brown

Associate Professor

Education
Ph.D., Rap Philosophies, Mic Check University
MA, Street Credibility, University of Hard Knocks
BA, Flyonomics, Getting Jiggy Wit It University

Areas of Interest
He loves the outdoors and regularly partakes in seasonal hunting. Every Christmas Professor Brown donates to toys for tots and he hopes to open a charity of his own. However his greatest passion lies with rapping, although his greatest obsession is getting money. His philosophy is that cash rules everything around you so hustle by any means necessary. He teaches his students that money makes the world go 'round and there is plenty out there, you just have to know how to obtain it.

Publications
Professor Brown has over several thousand minutes of recorded track. Most of his work reflects his internship in the grit of New York, and his troubles growing up as a dense nerd. Some of hits include:

  • My D's and My Two F's
  • This Nerd is Gonna Knock U Out
  • Golfing Wit My Glock

Background
Professor Brown grew up in Nerdyville, PA. He was the youngest of three kids, all of whom were honor roll students. Brown however failed to meet those standards. Being the only nerd who couldn't pass 9th grade algebra, he was teased out of high school. Spending countless days and nights in his room watching BET and MTV Brown decided his fate was in rapping. He completed his GED to attend college in New York City and from there the rest is history.

Professor Brown obtained his BA in Flyonomics from Getting Jiggy Wit It University. It was from here that he learned to become fresh to death. Professor Brown is the flashiest, most fly professor that ever stepped foot on our campus. From there he went on to obtain a MA in Street Credibility from the University of Hard Knocks. During this time Brown learned not to trust anyone and began carrying a hand gun. After spending months in New York's toughest neighborhood and surviving he earned the name Banger Brown because he was known for busting off at anyone he had drama with. He then took his education further to earn a PhD in Rap Philosophies from Mic Check University. Here Brown recorded most of his tracks. He became a monster on the microphone and went on to record tracks with some of greatest rappers of all time before settling down here at Faux University.

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